Don't Panic

spookmyphallus:

equiuszahhak:

a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum

id watch it

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

one of my neighbors are having a fucking party or something, i can hear distant deep music or w/e it’s been going for like 3 hours right now and i can’t fucking sleep, it’s 3.55 AM and the sun is rising it’s all bright outdoors and every time i lay down and try to sleep, all i hear is that fucking bass music

assbutt-of-asgard:

imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward

Married Life (composed by Michael Giacchino)

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

dietchola:

a giant thing of grapes is singing evanescence

dietchola:

a giant thing of grapes is singing evanescence